"Despite the cowardice you display by your ambush, I am honor-bound to introduce myself. I am princess Koriand’r from the planet Tamaran. Tell me your name while you still have a tongue left in your head."
(Source: jasonjaybirdtodd, via lonelyantics)
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
(Source: flyingscotsman, via wings-of-heichou)
let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game
(Source: thor2, via sandorclegane)